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If you were in my red polka dot boxers, you would…

• Be 5’7” or so.
• Not be so hella fat.
• Prolly gonna die from obesity, and have your laptop and FHM by your deathbed
• Be a virgin.
• See that your entire social life is on wires.
• Girl friends > Boy friends ≠ Gay
• BE HAPPY. :)

This is Gabriel Hipolito, Treasurer of Blogger’s Society.

Happy blogging, guys.